Finally able to play a game after one month.. Gah the withdrawal effect wasn't too friendly. I need to shoryuken, cast some magic or shoot something in the head. So I have this Dead Rising2. Damn.. it's awesome. A bit hard though, my stiff gaming hands don't response well.
My drawing..
Okay, so I saw this zombie survival guide and I thought I have an half an hour or so to kill and did one :la la la:. Let's face it guys 2012 is coming. Armageddon. We are screwed. But do you want a meteor / tsunami / some natural shit happen and BAM... death. No! That's not cool. Zombie apocalypse, now that's fun.
Imagine arming yourself to the teeth and shoot anyone moving in the head. Sorry, granny, my self-preservation defense mechanism just kicked in.. You look good with that lead ornament on your forehead though. Imagine sending your friend bait ally and flanking the unsuspecting meathead. Imagine the random cool stuffs you can build to allegedly save yourself. Straw + soda can + lighter = Molotov cocktail. Instant MacGyver.
Now if you want to do this cool stuffs, you need to prepare for it now. For video game is "how to survive zombie" real life simulation. Seriously, they teach marine this stuff. There are some basic rules:
Stop arguing.. Moving on
1. Find a mall.
It is imperative that you find nearest biggest mall. I choose TA, let's go there when shits happen. Mall just got everything you need to survive. Foods, drinks, weapons, key cards, armored vehicles etc.. Don't let the innocent front of mall fooled you, it is actually zombie bunker in disguise, some government conspiracy or something. Just remember to lock all doors and window,. What you say there will be no exits? Don't worry just go to roof and paint "ZOMG HELP SAVE US".
Don't worry there will be paint available, if not use your dead bait comrade blood. It will send another unspoken message "SHIT MAN WE ARE DYING".. They will either save you or treat you like bubonic plague. If mall isn't available, a hotel will do, but I rather not go in there, because hotel equals rich people.. And rich people will offer you money for your newly customized shotgun or beg you to save them.. which let us to
2. Don't do escort mission
Whatever you do, don't pick up strays and try to save them. They will, I swear this will happen, become a burden so big they'll drag you to hell. First on the list is cute / hot / sexy chicks who are unable to pull a trigger. If they are some president daughter or some shit, avoid at all cost. For some reason they attract attention of hungry zombies and they are #3 on "most likely to cause dead" list. If somehow, by some miracle you survive, but she didn't, you will get this uneasy feeling that "mission failed" and it's all your fault.
So we are not to team up and ignore other survivor? Actually no, that takes us to...
3. AI Partners
In case you end up in some hostile environment, you will need a partner. First on the list is cute / hot / sexy chicks who are able to pull a trigger. This will ultimately increase you likelihood of survival. She can spray you with some first aid kit if you are bleeding to death or lost some limbs. She can toss ammo when you are out, don't worry she'll know. It's on the HUD. She can also do acrobatic move to reach places that you can't, don't worry that you will get separated, there are always some rendezvous points ahead.
She can also stock up items that you don't need, although her inventory space, despite her clothes or her weight is stagnant. There are downsides though. She will think that she is sexy and put her butt in front of you when you aim,. Well it's not a bad view, but I rather it's not the last thing I see. She can also shoot you in the back of your head, friendly fire they say. Regardless you can't hate her.. The reason is... well.. she looks like this..
To be continue...
PS: This note is for entertainment only... No harm in preparing thg :P
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