Ah just had the time to wrote another note and old drawing, I would have ranted about the drawing, but forgot what I was gonna say..
Onward to zombie killing then
4. Horde and Loot
In apocalyptic world, there really is no need for manners. If you can find in, don't just keep it, horde it. It doesn't matter what you horde, weapons, items, protections, whatever will be useful. If you find left part of Triangle Key, keep it! There is bound to be a door with triangle lock and convince yourself that the right part is lying around somewhere. Beyond the door, there will be salvation.. or just the next level.
Mind you, half-naked scantily clad lithe women and steroid overdose muscle dudes has the same inventory capability. Let say it's 9 slots. Every item has their own slot. Yes, one herbal medicine equals 100 rounds of ammo equals to rocket launcher. They all fit in one slot respectively. What's that? you want to add another magazine? Tough break. "You can't carry anymore item"... and no, don't try to fit it in your spare pocket, it won't work. Read the explanation.
If you have suitcase, the essential tool for every looter, that's even better. Practically every thing you need can be fit to the suitcase. Snipers, shotguns, ladies' undergarments, grenades and all sort of nasty stuffs fit in one conveniently built case. Reinforced with titanium alloy and can be modified into your traveling needs with three simple steps, this suitcase is the choice of executive looters around the world. Order now.
5. Triple Tap
It's a no brainer that you need to "shoot them in the head". Come on now, are you not sick seeing someone shoot them and screams, "aghh they still moves/lives/stands after i shot them. Whatever should I do? Can someone give me such wise advice?".. That's right. Headshot is your friend, even if it didn't die, it should be stunned/maimed/screaming "oh my soft unprotected head, my only weakness, how did they ever know".
At this point run towards them and press X to melee attack them. All in the name of saving one fricking measly bullet. They should die a this point. You can confirm it if they leave some ammo or points behind. If not then the last tap. Aim it to the down below... the pelvis/ the groin/ the privates. It serves a few purposes. If it didn't die after headshot, the only undisputed weakness must be groin. If it still lives, it should wish it didn't. Most importantly, it relaxes me you.
Triple Tap won't work on....
6. Bosses
The thorn of your wounded flesh. There will be times in your quest for survival that you meet anime powered-up mofos, like zombie super Saiyan. They will absorb ridiculous amount of bullets, grenades and baits to kill. But fret not, most of the time, just run away. What? It's not like the rooms are sealed when you encounter them or you won't be able to push the story forward if you don't beat them. Just run away and let them kill the nearest poor bastard.
Assuming you are self righteous hero wannabe who still want to fight them despite the warning, go right ahead, but please do remember to bring an RPG into battle.. No, I don't mean Final Fantasy.. A single shoot from rocket launcher is all you need to kill them. Even if somehow the mofo able to catch it mid-air, just shoot the rocket. It is perfectly rational.
Of course there are times when boss battle won't feel that bad, like when your old sexy scantily clad friend turned ninja has red mind control device you must pull off of her chest with the aid of your new sexy scantily clad friend and they scream slightly erotic when you do it. It isn't so bad.
That's it folks. More to come.. :DDD
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