Friday, June 18, 2010

Immortal Jackasses in Manga Pt.2

So next on jackass list is.... Btw "Father from FMA Brotherhood" suppose to be on the list but I haven't finish reading it.

#3 Uchiha Sasuke from Naruto.
The guy who should be slashed.. soon..


Sasuke is like Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars, a prodigy fallen from grace. At first he was interesting character, a bit emo but cool. Fast forward a few hundred chapters, he became a douche bag. First he wanted kill his brother for vengeance and now after his brother died, he wants to kill everybody else. He became idiotically overpowered, able to kill Orochimaru through sheer bullcrap, "Orochi, you suck".. "Noooo!!!!" Sasuke wins!!

Recently he barged in the five kages meeting, the he fought Raikage, Kazekage (Garaa), Mizukage, Hokage wannabe (Danzo), Kakashi, Sakura and almost Naruto, along with their bodyguards and some other dudes. I remember the time Sasuke had limitation like how many Chidori or limited Sharingan, but no.. Now Sasuke has infinite chakra, maybe they should change the manga title to Sasuke. The real jackass coronation was when he stabbed Karin.

"Hey Shishio also did that, why is he #3?" you ask.. Well it takes a special breed of gentleman to stab a girl face-to-face while smiling. Itachi sacrificed everything for peace, somehow Sasuke misinterpreted that into "Killing spree, my lil bro" and embarked for a journey for vengeance.. again. Nice way of pissing your bro's legacy, asshole. So congratulation Sasuke, you are now officially a douche bag.

#2 Oni me no Kyo from Samurai Deeper Kyo.
Yeah I regret the day I paid for this crap.


If you look at the list, they are all antagonist, so how could the main hero became a jackass? Well he simply is. Kyo is overpowered from the very beginning, 1000 men slayer or whatever, the manga started interesting enough with some limitation to balance things out. Kyo is a shallow character, he wanted to be no.1 and killed a bunch of dudes, why? So he could kill another bunch of dudes. Manga doesn't always make sense, so cool I went with that. Personality-wise, Kyo has little to none, the things I remember from Kyo are he always yelled "I'll fucking kill you if you stand in my way" while doing empty stare, evil grin or laugh/scream maniacally close-up shot. How he managed to be hero escaped my reason.

Emotion or moral is non-existence, when he asked someone to join party, it was not "Fight with me, bro" but rather "Be my minion! Lowly peons!". When he talk to female, it was not "Go out with me" but rather "Bitch, come here and get busy!". It's very surprising for a manga that emphasis on friendship, more baffling is almost all char joined him, bah. To be fair the cast is interesting especially Hotaru and Shin Rei, but then come the next problem..

Why create such large cast if all they did were just became canon fodder or bought time until the next Kyo power up? At the latter part, the manga became terrible, Kyo single-handedly fought Nobunaga, Hishigi, Fubuki, Kyoshiro, Aka Ou and not only won, but killed them all. Mind you Sasuke just managed to kill Danzo. The hell with 10 min limitation or deadly disease, Kyo was god, able to fought and healed and fought some more. The other cast only there to used one move then died, so reader could awe how awesome the enemies were and how almighty awesome Kyo was for defeating them alone and healed the poor bastards. For ruining your own manga, stand tall Kyo "Si Mata Belekan" you deserve no 2.

#1 Aizen Sousuke from Bleach.
The one who will be slashed.. soon


Aizen is the pinnacle of jackassery. Think about it, he lead a horde of supposed to be superior race and conquer a city to eventually control the world while performing experiment on live people. Sounds familiar? it's Hitler! Let that sinks in.. Aizen is Hitler! Worse than Hitler even. He managed to fooled generation of captains. These people are the best of Grim Reaper, but Aizen surpassed generations of them.

"My. How small your panels are."
The bastard hogging all the spotlight.


I remember when meeting captains (or even vice-captains) results in life or death situation that lasted for several chapters. Now several captains were slain in one chapter, sometimes even one page or one panel (knowing bleach sometime sone page is one panel). All that reputation down the drain. Vaizard got the worse of it, they were experimented on 100 years ago, now they got their asses kicked again by Aizen. Do any one remember their names? What happened to them? No, yeah me too.. They died too fast.
He is also a gentleman that stab women.

Cute, petite and little girls is not your type huh? I understand.


Espada is also his victims, why ensemble such elite force just to sacrificed them and personally killed them. There is also another example of how gentleman he is.

Blonde, big boobs sexy chick also isn't your type? I see..


Oddly there is one man that still draws breath after hanging out with him all this time.. My theory is Gin will be killed too.. or that they are gay..

Hmmm........

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