Immortal Jackasses in Manga pt.1

So I posted this on my facebook page, my friends like it, so I thought I should blog this. This is for all the scumbag imbalance overpowered characters that defy their own manga rules and physic, thus making other characters look bad only for the sake of being awesome jackasses. Okay so they're not exactly immortal but at some point they are portrayed to have some god-like power, sometimes even other chars comment they are invincible. They are all jackass though.

#6 God Enel from One Piece

Enel is self-declared god, this guy single-handedly occupied an floating island, pit the primitive and earthlander in some twisted battle royale. Zap old men, women, children, even puppies indiscriminately, then blast the entire island. Why you say? To acquire a ship to fly to the moon to meet other gods, like there's a broadcast from moon "Attention all jackass gods, party at moon! Drunk naked chick for all!" That's a moronic reason as any, didn't anyone tell him there's no oxygen in space, not that he care..

The thing is he's lightning so no one can match up to him, he's also mind reader sort of.. After he blasted everyone, then came Luffy. Fyi rubber can't be zap, at least it make sense there, so he got his ass kicked bad, he managed to get to the moon though..


#5 Aji Tae from Shin Angyo Onshi

When even the mention of his name bring fear and hatred, there is chance that he's a jackass. He plotted a complicated scheme to overthrow the king by poisoned his queen, making the hero killed the queen, give the hero asthma and basically killing a bunch of dudes. He also raised army of undead heroes, mythical swordsmen, summoner and other weird entities. How he pulled it off? He cheated, seriously this guy is almighty douche bag who can teleport or some shit and kill people by staring at them, that's the most cheap tech since death note.

However he died like a bitch, this is not some epic showdown, the hero is just a sick dude, for eff sake. He choked and got slashed by hot chick.. Well there are a bunch of worst ways to die, I guess..

#4 Shishio Makoto from Rurouni Kenshin

Apparently what doesn't kill you, makes you an immortal bastard.. Shishio got burned, literally, by the government, but he didn't die, he became some mummy dictator. This dude read Darwin theory "survival of the fittest" and took it to the extreme (not historically accurate). Just like good dictator he ensemble fighters to burn down a city, maybe he's not too happy about being burned alive. He's extremely strong, he defeated Kenshin, Sano, Saito and Aoshi. He surpassed them in power, speed and tech, of course everyone already wounded and tired while he analyzed their moves like all good bosses do, chill out at the end of dungeon.

Finally Kenshin got his game right and unleashed Ougi Amakakeru Flying Dragon Ultimate Badass Move. It landed spot-on, but still Shishio survived although near death. His woman, Yumi, pleaded for his life, then in some asshole move he stabbed through his woman to landed the last hit. The sick part is Yumi actually grateful that she's of any use, he eventually overload and burned himself and Yumi, leaving trail of ashes like a twisted pseudo emo suicide-homicide version of Romeo and Juliet.

The rest is coming soon..