Wherever you are, whatever you do, have you ever think that someone somewhere has better job than you do? Congratulations, you are 99,2% of the Earth's population. This note is for you, the one who is studying for hours, working in the weekend or even being unemployed seven days a week. Note there will be no cheap tricks like porn star here.
5. Porn star
Okay, so I lied. Porn star accommodate the very basic need of humans, the need to jerk off. Even when the Indonesian government decided to block most porn sites like tube8, (Yeah, I blatantly admit that I noticed.) its delegates had the balls to watch porn in Parliament. Hypocrite at its best here. Notice that although they have several advantages, the risk of AIDS or any sexual transmitted disease might, lack of professional academy that provide tutelage, also the proficiency of one's private organ might prevent most people for choosing this career path.
4. Police
For further info, see the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poJxV69NZzg. As shown in the trustworthy aforementioned video, notice that almost all personnel of police department are fitness models, except for two jackasses that completely ruined it partially. If only all country establish this sort of law enforcement, the world will be a safer place, or it could possibly be a lot worse since most people will do their best to be arrested. Warning: the video might not describe real life polices.
3. Gymnast
Beside for the obvious reason of flexibility and finesse... okay, I have no idea what I'm talking here. But I can imagine it:
"Wow, you have reach... how do you stretch all the way... Oh god, is that your feet?"
2. WWE Divas
While only a tad away from full-fledged porn star, the females athletes of WWE still need fit physique. Consider it a mix between fitness, gymnast and porn star (including the bad acting) if you will. These women have it easy rather than their male counterpart, where they need to wrestle another sweaty muscular guy. The only setback is the females have to wrestle another female, presumably sweaty muscular and got slam into ground while their opponent pin or hold them in submission hold. On second thought, that's not so bad.
1. Tennis Players
A profession that is respected while still being hot. Have you ever see a female tennis player that is not hot? Yeah, guess so. If you watch women tennis match, you'll see after a couple of serves, the players will be given a couple of balls. One to serve, and the other is reserved for the next serve. Mind you, the reserve ball goes into their panties. No, seriously, these lovely ladies put the ball on their underwear assuming they even wear underwear. Why.. if they aren't, is there a secret chamber in the clothes that we don't know?
So then the other player will try to return the ball which she served.. That's stupid. Don't return it, keep the ball. Imagine this:
The ball comes, she takes it, literally. Maybe lick or sniff the ball, then grins passionately.
I want to see the face of the opponent O.O... That's a better mind game than grunting. And talk about grunting, a girl got banned from games because she grunt too loud and Sharap-OHH-va just broke record of 110 decibel, equivalent of police siren. Ahhh.. The things you learn from Youtube....
The good news is it's not too late for you to switch your career. THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA FAT CHANCE.
The better news is you are not alone.
That's it.
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